So I'm about five minutes in and it's as slashy as the promos promised. On one hand, lolol, it's like USA Network is like, oh fuck it, we'll slash it FOR you. But on the other hand... there's something inherently homophobic in playing up the slashiness but constantly pull a NO HOMO right afterwards. Because these guys are never ever ever in a ( Read more... )

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Although Reese is not convincing as the woman they go to war over, she would be ideally cast as a straight roommate giving them advice about their romance. Because surely they're gay.

Even Ebert thinks This Means War is totally gay.

Also: what the fuck has happened to Chris Pine's career? Hilariously enough, his fizzle is part of my America's ( Read more... )

Apparently USA Network thought White Collar just isn't gay enough.

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With bonus Andrea Parker!

Though I have to admit that I have my doubts because fandom racism is probably gonna rear its ugly head and this show is gonna have no fandom or they're gonna pair the lead white guy with another white guy. Still, I think it's promising that the ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD IS THIS SHOW FOR REAL. I KEEP TRYING TO BE MAD AT IT BUT THEN IT DOES SHIT LIKE BACHELOR AUCTION AND THEN I'M LIKE LOLOLOLOL OMG R U FOR REAL

I'm pretty sure there were only about a BILLION Sentinel fanfic based on this concept. I mean, dear god, SENTINEL. I think Jeff Eastin is filling his cliche bingo card.

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Blast from the past, from the flawless X-Men cartoon back in the 90s. THERE IS NO OTHER CARTOONIZED VERSION OF X-MEN THANK YOU.

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"How much do you love Charles Xavier?"
"HOW DARE YOU ASK ME SUCH A QUESTION! HE WAS MY ONLY EQUAL. I OWE HIM MY LIFE!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Urgh, fuck you, White Collar. I'm trying to be angry at you, and then you give me the gayest moment ever short of actual buttfucking. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU.

Soderbergh to direct Channing Tatum in a movie about Tatum's "notorious" male stripper past.

The movie is about Tatum as an older male stripper showing a younger man the ropes.

Just let that sink in for a moment.

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It's like. IDK. I don't even have anything to add to that.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TEE HEE HEE

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THIS SHOW IS NOT REAL

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